I've watched this show over 20 times, but this year something new caught my attention. What's the deal with the phrase "trick or treat"? When Charlie Brown goes trick or treating, every other child gets candy but he always gets a rock. I've always assumed that it's just because he's Charlie Brown. This year, it dawned on me that maybe the phrase meant that we could "trick" a kid or two in addition to giving others candy. The film was written in the late 1960s, so maybe in our all-accepting, everyone wins culture, the practice had changed and everyone only ever gets treated.
I asked my Grandma about it, and her understanding is the same as what is listed in Wikipedia. Trick or treat normally means "give me a treat or I'll play a trick on you"...from the point of the requester. I realize the word "or" should make the order irrelevant, and that it probably means "trick unless treated". In today's common language, the order of words in a threat usually go in the opposite order though. The want is followed by the consequence. For example, "you'll be grounded unless you stop swearing" is awkward and unconvincing compared to "stop swearing or you're grounded". It's awkward to say it the other way around, like trick or treat. Maybe we've just changed over the years so that the reversed order seems more awkward then it was originally. So then, today the phrase should be "treat or (I'll) trick", right?
So there you have it. It's now "treat or trick". Or, we could just change to what's often heard in Canada, "Halloween Apples". Or, my personal favorite from Quebec, simply, "Halloween". It would be hilarious if a kid rang my doorbell and just said, "Halloween" (so give me my friggin' candy, pops).
So, from here forward, if I ever do start handing out candy as my kids get older, rest assured the basket will be filled with a few rocks and whatever else I was planning on throwing away anyway. "Trick or treat" will probably land you an old smelly sock. "Treat or trick" and I'll likely give you my entire stash of candy. I will be extorted by sugar-crazed whippersnappers no more. The tables have been turned, little Johnny...it goes both ways!










