17 May 2008

Terrierist Update

CIA Press Re-leash

Recent intelligence reports say that a Terrierist should be considered armed and dangerous when dealing with the subject of food. Special security measures should be taken when handling valuable processed Italian meat and fried nuggets; both deemed high interest targets by a Terrierist. Terrierists have been known to ambush would-be rival snackers in an attempt to eliminate any threat to the mission.

Terrierists have also been known to operate undercovers. They are patient, willing to wait hours on end undercovers of darkness. Additionally, Terrierists will wait until surveillance cameras and security guards have left the premises to leave their mark. They leave their mark on prominent living places, which can only be described as smell tactics.

Although in their traditional battle gear they may seem cute and harmless, they are actually very dangerous. If you see a Terrierist in a white pickup truck at the hardware store or getting a biscuit at the drive thru, do not approach them. Call the CIA immediately to report the location and details of their mischief.