Ever Wonder...

...what were they thinking? I pulled into the parking lot at work today and saw this. I can't figure out what the owner was thinking or what he was trying to say when he put these on his car. Current conclusions are:

1) Nothing says "fire-fast" like an AWD Subaru Forester wagon
2) My car was lame, but now that I put flames on it, it's cool. Oh, and I'm really tough.
3) My Forester was present at Pentacost

A wise Smokey the Bear once said, "only you can prevent Forrester fires".